"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, leopard, leopards, leopardskin, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, pattern, patterns, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, shoe, shoes, footwear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fur, beauty, personal style, personal appearance, too much, overboard, excessive, woman, women"Thanks. It's vintage."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, skin, skins, fur, furs, leopard, leopard skin, leopard fur, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dress, dresses, fashion, clothing, clothes, women's fashion, women's clothes, women's clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, vintage, vintage clothes, vintage clothing, vintage fashion, classic, modern fashion, modern life"You are one sick rabbit."
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bunny, bunnies, animals, slippers, feet, shoes, rabbit, taxidermy, canibalism, sick bunny, sick bunnies, bunny slippers, fur, fur shoe, fur shoes, animal fur, animal rights, disgust, intraspecies, intra-species, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, wear fur, wearing fur"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fashions, fashionable, fashion, married life, husband, husbands, untidy, mess, messy, fur, furs, outfit, wife, wives, marriage, old married couple, appearance, appearances, pun, play on words, word play"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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gossip, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, smack talk, talking smack, smack talker, smack talkers, trash talk, talking trash, talking behind someone’s back, girl talk, girls night out, girls night, night out, night out on the town, mink, minks, mink coat, mink coats, fur, furs, vintage, vintage fashion, material, materialism, materialistic, shallow, bragging, braggadocios, braggadocio, pretension, pretentious, friend, friends, frenemy, frenemies, group of friends, group of girlfriends, girlfriends"I hope that isn't real fur."
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vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, cruelty, cruelty free, cruelty-free, fur, fur industry, santa, santa's grotto, grotto, santa clause, santa claus, claus, animal rights, animal rights activist, fur ban, happy holidays, play on words, word play, word-play, modern, modern life, modern world, kids these days, kids say the darndest things, kid, kids, child, childhood, awareness, aware, christmas, christmas time, merry christmas"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
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sheep, lamb, lambs, animal, animals, wool, skin, skins, fur, furs, bubble wrap, bubble wrapping, packing supplies, stationary, moving house, farm, farms, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, inhuman, animal right, animal rights, conscience, humanity, humane, pop, pops"I'm thinking of waxing my back."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, hair, fur, waxing, back waxing, hair removal, unwanted hair, hairless, grooming, groom, beauty, beauty standards, fashion, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, discuss, discussion"Fur's back."
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animal, animals, fur, fashion, style, fashionable, stylish, in style, in fashion, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, back in fashion, animal rights, clothes, clothing, women, woman"That one, I think, is a liver spot."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, big cat, big cats, leopard, leopards, cheetah, cheetahs, spot, spots, spotted, fur, health, medical, medicine, liver spot, liver spots, age spot, age spots, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, ageing, aging, beauty, skin, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology"You're lucky. Most people can't stand up to ermine."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, tailor, tailors, seamstress, seamstresses, designer, designers, fashion, style, fabric, material, materials, fur, ermine, fitting, fittings, robe, robes, luck, lucky, personal style"Most of these pelts were suicides."
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pelt, pelts, fur, fur coat, furs, fur coats, fur jacket, fur jackets, clothing, clothes, fashion, fashions, fashionista, fashionable, style, styles, in style, in fashion, in season, sales, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, mall, malls, shopping, real fur, animal rights, shopper, shoppers, women, woman, women's fashion, women's clothingA dog in a snow globe with all of the fur he has shed.
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snow globe, snow globes, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fur, shedding"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
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animal, animals, bear, bears, polar bear, polar bears, white, white bear, white bears, arctic, north, fur, stain, stains, fabric stain, fabric stains, never coming out, ruined, ruin, destroy, destroyed, wash out, food, dinner, eating, eat, mess, messy, spaghetti, pasta, sauce, sauces, saucy, red sauce, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, day-cleaner, dry-cleaners, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, washing machine, washing machines"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
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barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, fur, shave, shaving cream, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, recurring problem, recurring problems, facial hair, beard, beards, halloween"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, raccoon, raccoons, hat, hats, raccoon hat, raccoon hats, coonskin hat, coonskin hats, davy crockett, frontiersman, skin, fur, fur hat, fur hats, fashion, headgear, tail, tails, cold, cold weather, weather-proof clothing, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, remember, remembrance, memorial, memorials, reminder, reminders, memory, memories, family, families, thought, thoughts, death, dead, hunting, hunter, hunters, taxidermy, hatmaking, hat-making, hatmaker, hatmakers, hat-maker, hat-makers, hat maker, hat makers, hat making, millinery, milliner, millinersA cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
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cat, cats, walk out, split up, divorce, break up, broke up, broken up, breaking up, divorces, divorced, split, marriage, unhappy marriage, run away, moving out, move out, relationships, stuck, trapped, trap, hairball, hair ball, fur ball, fur, tied up, pet, pets, owner, pet owner, yarn, coughed up"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
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pun, puns, visual pun, coat, coats, down, down coat, jacket, jackets, down jacket, down jackets, fur coat, fur, fur coats, fur jacket, fur jackets, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, going down, going up, down-coated, fur-coat, down-coat, feather, feathers, duck, geese, ducks, goose, porter, porters, operator"I don't trust a dog who doesn't shed."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, poodle, poodles, shed, shedding, fur, shaggy, fluffy, trust, trust issues, don't trust, hypoallergenic