"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
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"Thanks. It's vintage."
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"You are one sick rabbit."
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"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."
"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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"I hope that isn't real fur."
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"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
"I'm thinking of waxing my back."
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"That one, I think, is a liver spot."
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"You're lucky. Most people can't stand up to ermine."
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"Most of these pelts were suicides."
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"A warming spell caught him with too much coat."
A dog in a snow globe with all of the fur he has shed.
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
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"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
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"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."
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A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
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"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
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"I don't trust a dog who doesn't shed."