"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."
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"I'm starting to think stripes."
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"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
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"O.K., Chief, see if she starts now."
Thoughts about a comfort
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."
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Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"
Tags:psychologist, psychologists, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, dog, dogs, couch, couches, sofa, sofas, furniture, sit, sits, sitting, forbidden, complex, complexes, guilt, guilt complex, guilt complexes, irrational fear, irrational fears, chair, chairs, good dog, good dogs, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental block, mental blocks, scold, scolding, scolded, dog person, dog people
"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"
Tags:furniture, decoration, decorating, interior decoration, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, sofa, sofa, armchair, armchair, settee, settees, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, commercialism, bigger is better, bigger is best, greed, greedy, extravagance, extravagant, over do, over-do, ostentation, ostentatious, purchase, shop, shoppers, shopping, shopper, the bigger the better, supersize, super-size, advertising, advertisement, power of advertising, tiny people, relative size, furnishings, home furnishings
Moving as a board game.
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Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
3 Guys Stealing
Tags:moving van, moving vans, moving service, moving services, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, crime, criminal, criminals, logo, logos, calling card, calling cards, couch, couches, furniture, steal, steals, stolen, mover, movers, moving company, moving companies, thief, thieves, thieving, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, forthright, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies
"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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"But stay off the couch."
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"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
Tags:furniture, pillow, pillows, sofas, sofa, couch, couches, cushion, cushions, family, families, interior design, decor, decoration, interior decor, overdoing, overdone, overdoing it, loneliness, lonely, empty nest, empty house, replacement, dating, dates, date trouble, love life, impress, impressive, unimpressive, introductions, introduce, introducing, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, bachelor, bachelor pad, middle class, new middle class
"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
Tags:interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, tacky, tackiness, move, moves, moving, house, houses, home, homes, new house, new home, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, living room, living rooms, family room, family rooms, great room, great rooms, ugly, unattractive, furniture, dining set, dining sets, bad taste, poor taste
The Great Screen Of Japan
Tags:parody, parodied, parodies, great wall, great wall of china, japan, japanese, japanese culture, screen, screens, oriental screen, oriental screens, landscape, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, art, artistic, artistically, stylized, stylised, decor, interior decor, interiors, interior design, furniture, furnishings, furnished, regional, regions, asia, east asia
Tags:royal, royals, kings and queens, royalty, king and queen, throne, thrones, throne room, the throne rooms, furniture, interior design, surprise, surprises, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, bad decision, bad decisions, andirondack chair, adirondack chairs, garden furniture, deck chair, deck chairs, collapsible furniture
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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"When Dads Were Dads"
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, trauma, kid, kids, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, masculine, manly, manly man, man's man, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, furniture, human furniture, ornament, ornaments, child, children, tv, television, couch potato, bad parent, pad parenting
Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
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