"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social class"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"
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waiting, waiter, waitress, waitresses, complain, complaining, complaints, fussy, complaints, picky, frustrating, professional, restaurant, restaurants, staff, employees, public, customers, customer, whine, grumble, whines, grumbles, fuss, polite, civil, passive aggressive, pass agg, customer service"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
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animal, animals, vulture, vultures, dead, death, bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, predator, predators, prey, food, taste, flavor, flavour, delicious, good taste, taste good, talking animals, animal conversations, priorities, priority, importance, important, picky, fussy"I understood it was to be appropriately garnished."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, menu, menus, fish, unhappy, unsatisfied, unsatisfactory, complaint, complaints, complaining, garnish, garnishes, garnished, appropriate, inappropriate, fancy, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, not as advertised"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat food, food, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, reviewer, reviewers, money, job, jobs, profession, professions, fame, famous"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."
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fashion, style, shopping, shopper, shoppers, clothes, clothing, shop, shops, store, stores, women's fashion, womenswear, women's clothes, women's clothing, picky, fussy, basic, piece, pieces, requirement, requirements, needs, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, homemade, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, classic, classics, grilled cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, toastie, toasties, reinvent, reinvention, innovate, innovation, creative, creativity, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, foodie, foodies, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, picky, fussy, demanding, modern life"What's not disgusting?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, kid, kids, child, children, girl, girls, fussy, picky, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, disgust, gross, insulting, offensive, rude, impolite, bad manners, kid's menu, kid's menus, children's menu, children's menu"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
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heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, punishments, hell, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, modern attitudes, fussy, snob, snobs, snobbish"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, eating, dining, picky, fussy, picky eater, fussy eater, picky eaters, fussy eaters, problem, problems, genetically altered, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, technology, modern lifeMother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.
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bird, birds, nest, chick, chicks, nestling, nestlings, fledgling, fledglings, pizza, picky, picky eaters, picky eater, baby birds, baby, children, child, kids, kid, annoying, feed, feeding, annoy, hatchling, hatchlings, worm, worms, food, foods, animals, animal, fussy, fussy eaters, fussy eater, fast food, pizzas, fast foodsWhy Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows"I've had the bean curd low mein, the kung po gai ding, and the fortune cookie and, believe me, hands down, the fortune cookie wins every time."
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restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, chinese cuisine, meal, meals, eating, dining, eating out, dining out, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting"Excuse me-I think there's something wrong with this in a tiny way that no one other than me would ever be able to pinpoint."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, complaint, complaints, complaining, fussy, picky, critic, critics, critical, criticising, criticizing, tiny, flaw, flaws, flawed, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters"It's a shopping list from the raccoons."
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animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, scavenger, scavengers, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, mess, messy, eat, eating, list, lists, shopping list, shopping lists, groceries, food, shopping, picky, choosy, fussy, demanding, home ownership, owning a home, housework, taking out the garbage, taking out the trash, chose, chores"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."
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fashion, style, clothes, clothing, kid's clothes, kid's clothing, kid's fashion, children's clothes, children's clothing, children's fashion, apparel, kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, picky, fussy, choosy, clothes shopping, shopping for clothes, customer request, customer requests, information, information booth, information booths, information desk, information desks, information kiosk, information kiosks, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, department store, department stores"I'll have the dressing on the side in a handblown glass container on a bamboo cloth with a sprig of something delicate placed gently nearby."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requesting, requests, special request, special requests, picky, fussy, foodie, foodie, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, plating, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, high maintenance, high expectations, fancy, haute cuisine, salad, salads, dressing, modern life"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."
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real estate, real estate agency, real estate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, estate agent, estate agency, estate agencies, estate agents, house hunting, house-hunting, new, searching, looking, hunting, apartment, apartments, house, houses, home, homes, flat, flats, couple, couples, picky, fussy, finicky, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, stranded, choosy, sand, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."
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cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, cave painting, cave paintings, cave dweller, cave dwellers, portrait, portraits, portraiture, portrait artist, portrait artists, ugly, ugliness, cave drawing, cave drawings, artist, artists, picky, fussy, particular, prehistoric, sistine chapel, prehistoric man, lascaux caves, paleolithic, paleolithic man, representations"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, man, men, love, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, looking for love, searching for mr. right, mr. right, food, chocolate, chocolates, truffle, truffles, centre, centres, center, centers, caramel, candy, sweets, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picky, fussy, choosyCat Yelp.
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, feeding, cat food, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, online, internet, one-star, bad review, bad reviews, modern life"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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