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"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."
"My bouche was not amused."
"I'm sending it back. This doesn't taste funny at all."
"I thought it came with an acorn."
"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"
"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"
"Yes everything's fine. Why wouldn't it be?"