"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
"You've been eating again."
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later
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Other Patron Saints of Christmas
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"None for me, thanks."
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"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
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"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
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"How much weight can it hold?"
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