"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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"I'm retaining doughnuts."
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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
"You've been eating again."
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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Before and After.
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
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The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later
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"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
Other Patron Saints of Christmas
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"None for me, thanks."
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"I had to put on thirty pounds for this role."
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"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
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"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."
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"Yet she never gains an ounce."
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"The weight you put on in 1987 has continued to increase and grow. That's the miracle of compound fat."
"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
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"Look, honey, the glass slipper still fits."
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