Hare and the tortoise race odds.
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"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
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"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."
"It's lotto fever."
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"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
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"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."
3 Card Monte
"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
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Welcome to Connecticut.
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"
"Oh boy! I've won the- "
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"But will they cover the spread?"
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"What do four ones beat?"
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Viva Las Vegas.
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"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."
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"We beat the spread!"
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"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."
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"I miss the steady paycheck."
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The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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"O.K., which cup is your job under now?"
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"I'll see your two and raise you three."
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