"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"No point going to sleep now."
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"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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"Elvin Perkins to Square E-5"
My mother, the PC.
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"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
Fighting Video Game
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"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."
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"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."
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"Can we please go back to playing on our phones?"
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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
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Don Quixote Video Game
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A knight moves to get married.
I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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Pawns take their picture with the king.
"Do you ever wonder how much of this is live action and how much is computer generated?"
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Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.
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"Oh, my God! Dots! I used to eat so many of these in the eighties!"
"It strayed too far from the video game."
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Beginner Level Escalators
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Tic tac toe wrestling
"I told him that game was too advanced for him!"
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