"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"No point going to sleep now."
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"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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My mother, the PC.
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"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
Fighting Video Game
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"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."
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"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."
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Write a Screenplay
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"Can we please go back to playing on our phones?"
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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
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"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."
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A knight moves to get married.
I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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Pawns take their picture with the king.
"Oh, my God! Dots! I used to eat so many of these in the eighties!"
"It strayed too far from the video game."
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Beginner Level Escalators
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Tic tac toe wrestling
"I told him that game was too advanced for him!"
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"New York 'Times,' Saturday crossword, 1999, twenty-two minutes, ballpoint."
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"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"
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"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
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"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"
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