Gang Cartoons

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"This time, I'm afraid it's serious. He just met a girl named Maria."

"Payback time."

"What do you mean, you don't want any!"

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"No more last requests."

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

Our Gang Initiation

"Aren't they killing you?"

My son is a made man in the primero crime family,

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"One posse, please."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."

"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Know what we do with nosy little creeps like you? We deprive them of their broadband data connections to the rest of the world, that's what we do."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."