Gangster Cartoons

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"Protection is a thing of the past, Eddie. You're looking at a supplemental-health-care provider."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."

"No more last requests."

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

Our Gang Initiation

"Aren't they killing you?"

My son is a made man in the primero crime family,

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"Look, at least we're talking."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."

"I haven't actually whacked anyone in a while, but at this point I can get by purely on endorsements."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."