"I'm allergic to the sun."
"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
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"It's from Mr. McGregor. He's now willing to submit to binding arbitration."
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
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A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Dead House Plant
"You were very brave."
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"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tomato, tomatoes, tomato plant, tomato plants, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, care, caring, energy, no energy, emotion, emotions, feeling, feelings, drained, leftover, left over, nothing
"Well, I'll be darned. There's a really nice hardwood floor under here."
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
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"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"Who had the garden salad?"
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