"I'm allergic to the sun."
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."
"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
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"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Dead House Plant
"You were very brave."
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"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
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"Well, I'll be darned. There's a really nice hardwood floor under here."
"I'd better bring in my plants."
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"Who had the garden salad?"
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"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."
"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."
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"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
'Spinach: The Prequel'
Trimming the Hedge
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