"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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"I'm allergic to the sun."
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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"Hold it right there."
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"Waitress's Day Off""
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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Dead House Plant
"You were very brave."
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"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
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"I'd better bring in my plants."
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"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"Who had the garden salad?"
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"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."
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"It's an orchid."
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