"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, women, woman, garden, gardens, backyard, backyards, cactus, cacti, parent, parents, parenthood, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborly, neighbourly"It's from Mr. McGregor. He's now willing to submit to binding arbitration."
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
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business, businesswoman, businesswomen, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, plant, plants, plant lady, plant ladies, houseplant, houseplants, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, vine, vines, bush, bushes, grass, decoration, decor, woman, women, green thumb"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
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gardener, gardeners, tomato, tomatoes, grow your own, tomato plant, tomato plants, cheer on, cheering, cheer, cheering on, garden, gardens, hippy, hippies, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree hugging, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, flower power, bohemian, bohemians, bohemian lifestyle, bohemian lifestyles, flower person, flower people, nonconformist, nonconformists, nonconformity, non-conformist, non-conformists, non-conformityA man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, leaf, leaves, leaf pile, leaf piles, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, gardening, impatient, impatience, frustration, frustrations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, last leaf, october, november, chore, chores, front yard, front yards, shoot, shoots, gun culture, gun misuse, shotgun, shotguns, hair trigger, hair triggers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, pruning, tree, trees, branch, branches, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture, foliage, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, directing"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladiesSunflowers wearing sunglasses
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plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, sunflower, sunflowers, sunglasses, sunglasses, eye protection, fashion, style, photosynthesis, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, science, nature, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes, word play, wordplay"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"
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kid, kids, surrogate, surrogates, stand-in, stand-ins, barren, childless couple, childless couples, regret, regrets, fill the void, filling the void, fills the void, family, families, small family, small families, childless family, childless families, regret, regrets, greatest regret, greatest regrets, biggest regret, biggest regrets, garden, gardens, decoration, decorations, inadequate"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother"You were very brave."
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man, men, lawncare, lawn care, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, tree, trees, branch, branches, brave, courageous, medical, medicine, procedure, procedures, praise, praising, doctor, doctors, kids, kid, child, children, patient, patients, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tomato, tomatoes, tomato plant, tomato plants, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, care, caring, energy, no energy, emotion, emotions, feeling, feelings, drained, leftover, left over, nothing"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
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yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season"Who had the garden salad?"
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garden salad, garden salads, salad, salads, menu, menus, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, rake, rakes, raking, shovel, shovels, garden work, yard work, yardwork, yard, yards, do it yourself, prepare, prepares, preparation, preparations, modern restaurant, modern restaurants, fresh food, fresh foods, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable dish, vegetable dishes"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."
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mole, moles, fish, fishes, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, lawn, lawns, garden lawn, garden lawns, exterminator, exterminators, infestation, infestations, infested, nuisance, nuisances, pest, pests, garden pest, garden pests, pond, ponds, garden pond, garden ponds"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."
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plant, plants, salesman, salesmen, raising plants, growing plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, partial shade, politics, political party, political parties, administration, administrations, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican party, republican, republicans, political spectrum, american politics, government, governments, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., equal, equally, apolitical, euonymus"When they built this, Jeremy, parks didn't have themes."
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park, parks, city park, city parks, public park, public parks, central park, common, commons, garden, gardens, landscaper, landscaping, children, child, questions children ask, childhood, parents, parenthood, family outing, family outings, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, carnival, carnivals, public space, public spaces, new york, new york city, nyc, naive, naiveté, nuclear family, nuclear families, history