Heaven- A Gated Community
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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"No, this isn't a book signing."
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"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."
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"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
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"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."
An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".
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Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"
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Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.
"The barbarians are at the gates, Mr. Rollins!"
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Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.
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Toast of the future