Gates Of Heaven Cartoons

Gates Of Heaven Cartoons

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"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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Heaven- A Gated Community

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"But stay off the couch."

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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC121823   High Res: 5000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers

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"You. You. And you."

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A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

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"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

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Angels flock to a bird-feeder.

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"Promise me you won't laugh, I'm an attorney"

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"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."

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"A hell of a shot, weren't you?"

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"Lose the rug."

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"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

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"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC37074   High Res: 3079x1501 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, holier than thou, rubbing salt into the wound

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"I'm going to need the promotion code."

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"Let's get to know him. He's being fast tracked to sainthood."

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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

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"Mixed messages? Oh yeah, that is a problem."

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"Tell me you didn't pull up in a limo."

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"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

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A damned man begs for change at the gates of heaven.

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"Whatever gave you the idea there'd be a long line?"

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