"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."
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"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"I feel like all of a sudden my entire life is in the hands of some guy named Poindexter."
"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."
"By golly, it sure does take you back."
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
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"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
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"There! I've deleted you from my database!"
"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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"He's deliciously old school."
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"I do tech support for the cloud."
"But you've never seen him in his Calvins."
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"Careful! He knows computers."
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I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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"I need a more interactive you."
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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
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