"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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"I do tech support for the cloud."
"But you've never seen him in his Calvins."
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"Careful! He knows computers."
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I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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"I've grown numb to exclamation points."
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"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
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"Warp 1 - engage!"
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"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"
"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
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"No more science parties for you!"
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"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
"A haunted house is nothing -- my mum took me to a lecture on the effects of sugar."
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"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."
PALE AND WAN. PLEASE HELP.