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"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short
"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"
"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
"Miss Garnet, get me everything we have on spontaneous generation."
"First, I want you to cut way back on the Ancestry.com."