General Practitioners Cartoons

"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

"You should relax less."

"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"

"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Your skin. Genuine Leather."

"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."

"Now that's the kind of positive attitude I'm really going to miss."

"Eat lots of carrots."

"We're out of flu shots."

"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."

"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"

"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"

"You're clinically boring."

"That just never gets old!"

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"You have a yeast infection."

"You need a chicken-liver transplant."

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."