"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"I know - let's call this one Operation Lowered Expectations."
"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"
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"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
Armchair Is Highly Decorated
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"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
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"These maps are old, so pay no attention to the borders."
"Another outburst like that, counsellor, and I'll order suppressing fire."
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"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
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"Should I free the gays, too?"
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"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."
"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.
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"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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"I'm beginning to feel really good about myself again."
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"No flag pin!"
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Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"Everything, I take it, will be al dente."
"Don't act Pentagonial with me!"