"I'd like to see you do this online."
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"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."
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"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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The Tragedy of Prosperity
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"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
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A Heart to Heart Talk
"You call it grad school; I call it raising the debt ceiling."
"These are the Fortneys. The Fortneys are young worrieds."
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"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."
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"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now."
"The following is available to coveted young viewers only."
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
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"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."
"I keep telling Mother our generation is interested in experiences not things."
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"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
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"Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey."
"Everything was better back when everything was worse."
"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
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"I'm sorry, Melissa, but I really don't care what Prince is calling himself these days. I'm going to continue calling him what I've always called him."
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"I suppose Beavis and Butt-head are the Ren and Stimpy of our time."
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"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."
"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."
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