"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, soulmate, soulmates, perfect couple, common interest, common interests, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, generation z, gen z, youth, greed, greedy, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, grasping, modern life
"OMG! I just got born!"
Tags:newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg
"I'd like to see you do this online."
Tags:internet generation, generation gap, generation gaps, grandparent, grandparents, entertainment, creative, creativity, video game, video games, lecture, lectures, out of touch, luddite, luddites, old-fashioned, newspaper, newspapers, print media, death of print media, journalism, journalist, journalists, generation z, millennial, millennials, lecture, lectures, lecturing
"So when do we go online?"
Tags:baby, babies, new baby, new babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, internet, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, generation z, generation-z, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, online, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."
Tags:ocean, ocean sound, ocean sounds, white noise, white noise machine, white noise machines, relaxing, relaxing, soothe, soothes, soothing, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, generation gap, generation gaps, generation z, grandson, grandsons, grandchild, grandfather, grandfathers, father, fathers, son, sons
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."
Tags:weather report, weather reports, weather reporter, weather reporters, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather forecaster, weather forecasters, slang, sucks, millennial, millennials, youths, teen, teens, teenager, generation z, unprofessional, professionalism, bad weather, rain, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "
'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
Ask Me about my Break from Social Media
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social networker, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern technology, modern attitudes, gen z, gen-z, generation z, conceit, conceited, social media blackout, social media break, back to nature, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, detox, detoxing, social media detox, blogger, bloggers, blogging, vlogger, vloggers, vlogging
Drunk And Orderly
Tags:drinking, drink, drinks, alcohol, wine, glass of wine, quiet night, quiet night in, night in, homebody, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, read, reading, settle in, settle down, pun, puns, punning, play on words, word play, word-play, quiet night, rest, resting, restful, modern, modernity, modern life, youth, new youth, generation x, generation z, generation gap, culture, cultured, book, books, bookish, book worm, book worms, book lover, book lovers, safe, safety
"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, wifi, internet, the internet, millennial, millennials, gen-z, gen z, generation z, teen, teens, teenager, ghost story, ghost stories, scary story, scary stories, wi-fi, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, bad internet, no internet
"Haven't you got anything a little more, like, ironic?"
Tags:shoe, shoes, footwear, running shoe, running shoes, trainer, trainers, sneaker, sneakers, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, ironic, fashion, style, in fashion, in style, fashion statement, trend, trends, trendy, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, millennial, millennials, generation z, generation y, gen z, gen y, youth, modern life
"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"
Tags:smart device, smart devices, smartphone, smartphones, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, award, television, telvisions, television show, television shows, tv show, tv shows, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, modern life, modern child, modern children, millennial, millennials, generation z, internet generation, internet generations, generation gap, generation gaps, internet, internet obsessed, internet obsession
"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."
Tags:political correctness, politically correct, pc, p.c., offend, offended, taking offence, outrage, outrages, outraged, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, offensive, political correctness gone mad, hyper political correctness, sjw, sjws, millennial, millennials, generation z, generation-z, gen z, gen-z, kid, kids, child, childhood
"Wait a minute- this podcast is coming from inside the house!"
Tags:podcast, podcasts, millennial, millennials, generation z, generation-z, plugged in, out of touch, baseball bat, in danger, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, recording, recordings, live recording, live recordings, oblivious, obliviousness, disconnected, modern life, modern times, modern tech, tech, modern technology, modern technoloiges
"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."
Tags:christmas, genetic engineering, cloning, street scenes, science, medical, trends, seasons, characters, holidays, clone, clones, santa, santa claus, father christmas, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, modern times, modern life, generation z, charity, charities
"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, family, families, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, recording, recordings, streaming, online, internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, technology, gen z, generation z, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, modern life, privacy, lack of privacy
"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."
Tags:slang, slang term, slang terms, english, english teacher, english teachers, writing class, writing classes, writer, writers, grammar, bad grammar, adversary, adversaries, enemy, enemies, student, students, difficult student, difficult students, school year, school years, school, schools, teenager slang, teenager, teen, teens, millennial, millennials, generation z, grammar nazi, grammar nazis
"Well, in my opinion it's 265! Are you telling me I don't have a right to my opinion?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, opinion, opinions, personal opinion, answer, answers, question, questions, equation, equations, arrogant, arrogance, arguing, questioning, gen z, generation z, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, modern life, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials
Tags:annual, annuals, perennial, perennials, centennial, centennials, millennial, milennials, gardening, garden, gardens, horticulture, garden store, nursery, nurseries, flowers, seeds, gardening stores, garden centre, garden center, garden centres, garden centers, generation, generations, unusual, classify, generation z, time, lasting, lasts
"Maybe saddling them with some debt will help these future generations work off some of their damn obesity."
Tags:obese, obesity, debt, debts, college, colleges, college tuition, tuition fee, tuition fees, rising cost, rising costs, increased cost, education, cost of living, costs of living, inflation, future generation, future generations, elite, elites, elitists, elitism, credit card, credit cards, saddled with debt, millennial, millennials, generation z, baby boomer, baby boomers, fatcat, fatcats, fat cat, fat cats, executive, executives
"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, history, homework, assignment, assignments, report, reports, paper, papers, essay, essays, excuse, excuses, youth, teenager, teen, teens, lazy, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, stress, stressed, emotional pressure, mental health, health, generation z, gen z, millennial, millennials, modern life
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