"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."
"Nooo. Not my legs."
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
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"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
"And thanks for the potluck."
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"Well, we needed the rain."
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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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Noah's Ark Being Towed.
Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
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"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
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"Yeah, the script sucks, but the special effects are awesome."
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
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"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."