Genetic Cartoons

"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."

"He's got your trudge."

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"I'm his biological lawyer."

"Great parents—genetic?"

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'

"They found the nebbish gene."

"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"

One of Many California Gene Pools

Gene Expression

"No one understands me."

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

Bad Valentines Cards

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Baldness Facts

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

"That's mine."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment