"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".
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"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."
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"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
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"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
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"He's got your trudge."
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The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today
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"Cloning is an imperfect science."
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"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
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"I'm his biological lawyer."
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Your DNA on a Stick
"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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"We crossed lemmings with salmon."
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
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"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
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"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
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"Someday, this will all be yours."
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Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,
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"DNA proves I was unjustly convicted. However, I'm guilty of seven other crimes."
'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'