"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"How much do you tip your genie?"
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"Three wishes less commission."
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Alexa and the Genie
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"This counts as one wish, by the way."
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"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"If this inter-office memo you wish to see, first you must answer me questions three."
"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."
"I don't do wishes by committee."
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"My two other wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too."
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"Wow, another rat."
"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"