"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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"Are you married to the name?"
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Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
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"Don't let the infinity throw you."
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"Worst budget cuts ever!"
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"I win. I win."
"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."
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Turning with mathematical precision.
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
"Hey, Dinwiddie twins! Remember me? Drusilla Settle from fourth-period geometry!"
Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.