"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
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"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer."
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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."
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"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."
"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"
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"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
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"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."
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"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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"Wait - did you wash your hands!?"
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
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