Get Well Cartoons

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

"Worse."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."

"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

MRI Magician

"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."

"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"

Hunter-Catheters

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Get-Well Cards For Moods

"The doctor didn't make it."

"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."

"You the guy who donated his body to science?”

Limited Edition Cards

"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."

"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."