"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
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"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, star, stars, three-star, three star, three-star restaurant, three star restaurant, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, night out, nights out, going out, going out for dinner, getting dressed, getting ready, fashion, fashion sense, sense of style, menswear, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, pants, trousers, style, unacceptable, inappropriate, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, clothing choices, choosing clothes, outfit, outfits, choosing an outfit, no sense of style, no fashion sense
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
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"What in the hell are you trying to do?"
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, role reversal, hair, hairdo, haircut, hair style, trying something new, men's style, men's fashion, trendy, trending, fashion, fashionable, hair gel, hair spray, married life, getting dressed, getting ready
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
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"Are you decent?"
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"You've got your scales on backward."
"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."
Tags:turtle, turtles, child development, childhood development, childhood, childhoods, learning curve, learning curves, dressing yourself, getting dressed, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, mother, mothers, motherhood, rites of passage, rite of passage, toddler, toddlers, sea turtle, sea turtles, baby turtle, baby turtles
"Someone's in trouble! Quick - you, you, you and you—help me change!"
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Tags:hot-dog, hotdog, hot dog, hot-dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, hot dog costume, clothes, clothing, wardrobe, wardrobe, boring job, boring jobs, suit, suits, hotdog suit, outfits, outfit, hotdog outfits, getting dressed, onion, onions, fashion statement, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, fast food outlet, trends, changing fashion, mascot, mascots, sports mascot, sports mascots, accessories, accessorise
"It's just a 'Clip-on' tie."
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"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
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"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen
A horse contemplates what to wear