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"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
"If only legginess were based on circumference."
"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
Mountain Climbing Yodeler
"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
"You can lie to me, you can lie to your trainer, you can even lie to yourself, but you can't lie to your Fitbit."
The Executive Manual of Exercise
"Do these abs make me look gay?"
"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"
"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym
A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.