"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
National Park Map
Tags:national park, national parks, map, maps, hiking map, hiking maps, you are here, bear, bears, lost, getting lost, wilderness, the wilderness, lost in the wilderness, hiker, hikers, hiking, hiking trail, woodland trail, yellowstone, yosemite, yellowstone national park, yosemite national park, trail map, trail maps
Cards for my G.P.S.
Tags:gps, gps, satellite positioning, global satellite positioning, navigation, navigation system, navigation systems, satnav, satnavs, sat nav, sat navs, greeting card, greeting cards, sense of direction, senses of direction, lost, get lost, getting lost, digital assistant, digital assistants, gratitude
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
Tags:queens, subway, subway stop, subway stops, lost, get lost, getting lost, tourist, tourists, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, metro, underground, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, navigate, navigates, navigating, navigation, satnav, satnavs, sat-nav, sat-navs, directions, ask directions, asking directions
"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."
"Wait a minute! Where the hell am I going? I'm a dentist!"
"Boy, are we glad to see you."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, information, information booth, information booths, hike, hikes, hiker, hikers, lost, lost and found, backpack, backpacks, backpacking, backpacker, backpackers, welcome sight, welcome sights, get lost, gets lost, getting lost, kiosk, kiosks, information kiosk, sight for sore eyes
"Now remember, children, if you get lost just show someone your hat, your t-shirt, your sign and your flag, and then say 'I'm from Central Elementary', just to make sure."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, kid, kids, child, children, field trip, field trips, class trip, class trips, school trip, school trips, day trip, day trips, school outing, school outings, lost, lost child, lost children, lost kids, getting lost, identification, identifier, identifiers, overprepared, prepared, modern life, elementary school, primary school
"This is Cayman, you're sure?"
Tags:cayman, cayman islands, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, fish, big fish, lost, getting lost, overseas territory, overseas territories, sway bag, swag bags, loot bag, loot bags, money bag, money bags, caribbean, caribbean sea
"Where the hell am I?"
"They say you've gotten separated from a tour of famous executives."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, famous executive, famous executives, tourist, tourists, vacationer, vacationers, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, getting lost, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tourist industry, the tourist industry
"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
Sorry You Have Temporarily Lost Your Audience
Tags:notice, notice sign, notice signs, tv, tv ratings, ratings crisis, ratings crisis, lost audience, lost audiences, audience, audiences, get lost, gets lost, getting lost, rating, ratings, viewer, viewers, viewing, viewings, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet, toilet break, toilet breaks, back in five minutes, sign, signs, signage
"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."
Tags:weather, department stores, department store, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, elevator operator, elevator operators, lift operator, lift operators, everest, mount everest, tour guide, tour guides, get lost, gets lost, getting lost, huge store, huge stores, lost, menswear, mall, malls, mall store, mall stores, mankoff
A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
Tags:building, buildings, high rise, high rises, tower, towers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, observation deck, observation decks, fall, falls, falling, fall off, falls off, falling off, long fall, long falls, accident, accidents, accidental, you are here, guide, guides, sign, signs, orient, orients, orienting, orientation, lost, get lost, getting lost
"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"
Tags:swan knight, knight of the swan, lohengrin, wagner, richard wagner, opera, operas, opera house, opera houses, carnival, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, swan, swans, opera singer, opera singers, lost, getting lost, directions, ask directions, asking directions, asks directions, theatre, theatres, musical, musicals, musical theater, musical theatre
"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."
Tags:et, e.t., e.t, e t, extra terrestrial, aliens, alien, movies, films, classic movies, 90s movies, film, cinema, penny farthing, penny-farthing, penny, farthing, victorian, victorians, victorian times, history, historical, setting change, reference, referential, pop culture, pop, culture, cultural reference, time travel, time travelling, time, out of time, lost, getting lost, lost in time, directions, direction, accuracy, accurate
"We have to be missing twenty-four hours before I consider us lost."
Tags:lost, get lost, getting lost, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, missing, missing person, missing persons, refusing to ask for directions, gender stereotype, man, husband, husbands, deflect, deflects, deflecting, refusing to admit, refusal to admit, driving directions, refuse to ask, refusing to ask, stereotypical, male, males, car, cars, road trip, road trips, map, maps, satnav, satnavs, sat-nav, sat-navs, satellite navigation, satellite navigation system, satellite navigation systems
"You are here but you should be here."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, lost, lost in hospital, lost in hospitals, hospital layout, lost, getting lost, in the wrong place, confusing signs, confusing hospital layout, maze, maze-like, labyrinth, labyrinthine, patient, patients, can't follow instructions, doctor, doctors, nurse, ignoring the sign, ignoring instructions, ignoring signs