"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, changing times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, getting old, getting older, ageing, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly peoples, political correctness, setting concrete, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, solid, solidity, reliable, reliability, stability, stuck in the mud"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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muscle, muscles, body building, bodybuilding, body builder, bodybuilders, bodybuilder, body builders, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, get fit, getting fit, personal trainer, personal trainers, authority, authoritative, beer belly, beer bellies, ageing, getting older, middle age, middle aged, masculinityFull Moon
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing old"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
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death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourMan and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conversation, conversation, boring, dull, unexciting, stale, stagnant, stable, stability, romance, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, lack of excitement, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, stages of a relationship, recycle, recycled, recycling, talk, talks, talking, ltr, ltrs, long term relationship, long term relationships, variety"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, romance, romantic, love, first meeting, first date, first dates, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, 50, fifty, mixed, ambivalent, undecided, unsure, feeling, feelings, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged"Old is when your daughter announces she's seeing a younger man."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, relationship, relationships, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, younger, man, men, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old ageLow Tide
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mess, messy, messiness, untidy, tidy, tidying, tide, tides, the tide, tidying up, tidy up, low tide, high tide, beach, beaches, coast, the coast, getting old, getting older, elderly person, elderly people ageing, lazy, laziness"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable"You may not recognize Bobby. He's turned into his father."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, adult kids, parent, parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, father-son relationship, turned into father, similar, similarities, aging, ageing, growing older, getting older, growing up, developing, development, family resemblance"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, discussion, discussions, discussing, card, cards, prompt cards, speech cards, prompts, talking points, speaking points, presentation, presentations, prepared, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, prepare speech, prepared speeches, memory, bad memory, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, politician, politicians"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, before it was cool, unsocial, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion, lazy, laziness, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, getting old, getting older, behind the times, aging"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."
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middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting older, getting old, getting on, age appropriate, date, dates, skinny dip, skinny dips, romance, romantic, romantics, love, finding love, uncomfortable, discomfort, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, romantic cliche, romantic cliches"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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witch, witches, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, flying carpet, flying carpets, magic carpet, magic carpets, literature, stereotype, stereotypes, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, comfort, comfortable"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, storybook, storybooks, storybook romance, storybook romances, textbook case, textbooks cases, boring, dull, unexciting, stale, stagnant, stable, stability, romance, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, stages of a relationship, transformed, changed, change, transformation, transformations, changes, psychology, failure, failures, writing, book, books, literature"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, second marriage, modern life, age, ageing, aging, getting older, growing older, getting old, growing old, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, dating, date, dates, commitment, fear or commitment, young, youth"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
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birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
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department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, information, lost & found, lost and found, lost, missing, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, announcement, announcements, attention, man, men"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."
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community, communities, hypocrite, hypocrites, unwelcome, unwelcoming, change, ageing, getting old, getting older, second home, second homes, holiday home, holiday homes, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, new people, new resident, new residents, newcomer, newcomers, newbie, newbies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors