"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
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"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."
"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"What in the hell are you trying to do?"
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"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
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"Are you decent?"
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"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
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A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."
Hiding a Bald Patch
Testing the Waters
"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
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"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
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