"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"
"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"Is everything O.K., sir?"
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Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, missing dog poster, missing dog posters, leaving home, storming out, revenge, getting revenge, bitterness, resentfulness, run away, running away, run away, run aways, runaway, runaways
"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."
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"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."
"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"
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The Hare and the Tortoise
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"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."
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"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."
Tags:christmas, christmases, christmas time, winter, winters, naughty and nice, naughty list, the naughty list, present, presents, christmas presents, christmas present, father christmas, santa claus, toy, toys, child, kid, kids, childhood, childhood christmas, childhood christmases, list, lists, cross, crossed, been crossed, revenge, vengeful, get revenge, getting revenge, anger, angry, give up, given up, giving up, apathy, apathetic, lazy, laziness, north pole, the north pole
"Sorry, I'm an avenging angel."
"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, ex, exes, the ex, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, revenge, getting revenge, saint peter, judgement, impartial, impartiality, bias, biased, judgement day, dying, died
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, taking revenge, cannibalism, meat eater, meat eaters, butcher, butchers, butchery, dark humour, black humour
"Yes, living well is the best revenge, but right now I'd settle just for doing better than my brother-in-law."
"I'll have the vegan."
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"Then soaring coast of environmental-protection legislation have forced us to pass part of this burden to the consumer. Your share is $171,947.65."
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"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."
"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, maitre d, maitre d', insult, insults, insulted, mistake, mistakes, bad table, bad tables, changing table, changing tables, punishments, revenge, getting revenge, hospitality, hospitality industry, bad customer, bad customers, bad service
"It was her dying wish."
Tags:ball and chain, marriages, tied down, husband and wife, husbands and wives, widower, widowers, prisoner, prisoners, gender issues, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, dying wish, dying wishes, last words, dying, end of life, punish, punishing, punishments, revenge, getting revenge
"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, revenge, getting revenge, murder, murders, murderer, murderers
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
Tags:parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, genius, geniuses, sheet music, composer, composers, songbird, songbirds, song bird, song birds, caged bird, caged birds, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, musician, musicians
"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."
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