"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
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A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.
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"I'll check and see if he's available."
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"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."
Channelling on the Cheap
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"It's like texting, but for dead people."
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"The only ghosts you need fear are the ghosts of your past—which will gnaw away at your soul, riddle you with self-doubt, and ultimately sap you of your will to live."
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"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."
"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
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Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."
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"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."
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"Get a tomb!"
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Hunter haunted by Bunnies.
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(Ghostwriters in the sky)
The Arrival of Aunt Mathilda - Visit or Visitation?
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"It's over, Harry!"
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"'What I Did Last Summer,' by Scott Sweningen, as told to Samantha Gerhart."
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"Oh them - they're just the ghosts of all the people we've terminated."
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"All that coffee and all these ghosts are making me jittery."