"Step carefully- Los Angeles is one of their major cities!"
A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
"Nice little touch of humility!"
"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."
"Trick or trample!"
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Tags:cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading
"Hey - we just catch and release."
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A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."
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"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."
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"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
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"Which part are you reading for?"
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"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
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"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"
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Giant pine cone crushes car.
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"I'm cutting you off."
"That's where we are right now."
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"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."
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"You may approach the giant novelty chair."
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