Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
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"Which part are you reading for?"
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"I hear he's huge in Japan."
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Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla
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"On the plus side, I've got great name recognition."
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"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."
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"Anyhow, the article in the 'Times' says they were only hibernating and the greenhouse effect has brought them out."
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"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."
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"There! I heard it again!"
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Official Fight Cards
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A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians
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"I would imagine he's on his way to stop things in the big city."
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Godziller vs. Frosty
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"At least he's shaking things up."