"Step carefully- Los Angeles is one of their major cities!"
A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."
"Trick or trample!"
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Tags:cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading
"Hey - we just catch and release."
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A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."
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"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."
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"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
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"That's where we are right now."
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A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.
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"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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Cyclopetrist's Waiting room
"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"
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"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."
King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel
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Don Quixote fights a ceiling fan.
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"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
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"I can't deal with your fear and paranoia."
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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler
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