"Do you need anything magnificent? I'm off to the hypermarket."
"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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"We gave them corn last year!"
"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."
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"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."
"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."
"We didn't have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent."
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."
"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"
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"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
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"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
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"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"
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"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"
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"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."
"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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'Be My Valentine'
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