"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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Midlife crises of the Serengeti
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"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, zoo, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, monkey, monkeys, giraffe, giraffes, crowd, crowds, crowded, busy, weekend, weekends, weekend crowd, weekend crowds, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplay
"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."
Tags:animal, animals, horse, horses, giraffe, giraffes, cowboy, cowboys, loaner, loaners, rental, rentals, shop, fixing, fix, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, in for repair, in-for-repair, west, western, wild west, old west, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ride, rides, riding, usual ride, temporary, insurance
A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.
"I got fired, too. Apparently, the world needs only so many giraffes."
"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, sore throat, sore throats, bad throats, probability, bad throat, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, balance of probability, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental
Toys Were Me
"I like a relaxed fit."
Tags:elephant, elephants, fashions, jumper, jumpers, fitted, fitted clothing, fitted clothes, relaxed fit, relaxed fitting, style, styles, personal styles, personal style, sweater, sweater, trend, trends, trend setter, trend setters, fashion icon, fashion icons, woolly jumper, woolly jumpers, hipster, hipsters, giraffe, giraffes, snake, snakes, coyote, coyotes
"I just had the strangest dream."
"I'm sorry. We're just too different."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, giraffe, giraffes, irreconcilable differences, compatibility, incompatible, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."
Tags:relationship, relationships, secret relationship, secret relationships, love affair, affair, love affairs, affairs, giraffe, giraffes, zebra, zebras, cross breeding, crossbreeding, cross-breeding, secret affair, secret affairs, futile, futility, obvious, blown cover, conspicuous, unmistakable, noticeable, indisputable, spots and stripes
"And that's why you go on safari."
Tags:safari, safaris, wildlife, photographer, photographers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, africa, african, giraffe, giraffes, rhino, rhinos, tour, tours, tour group, tour groups, plain, plains, plains animal, plains animals, new experience, new experiences, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
"Same old crowd."
"Mobile Tree Home"
Tags:mobile home, mobile homes, giraffe, giraffes, tree house, tree houses, tree home, tree homes, carry, carrying, prefab, prefabs, prefabricated house, prefabricated houses, caravan, caravans, caravanning, on the move, caravanner, caravanners, trailer, trailers, trailer park, trailer parks, mobile-home, mobile-homes, modern life, housing shortage, housing crisis, housing shortages
"Please hold still!"
Tags:animal, animals, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, paintings, easel, easels, paint, paints, paintbrush, paintbrushes, model, models, pose, posed, posing, portrait, portraits, portraiture, squirm, squirming, uncooperative, moving, studio, studios, bad artist, bad artists, modern art, abstract, wrong, interpretive, misrepresentation, failed artist, failed artists
"I feel a lot of tension here."
Tags:tense, tensing, tension, back, backs, massages, masseuse, masseuses, neck, necks, stiff neck, stiff necks, masseur, masseurs, massage therapist, massage therapists, massage therapy, elongated neck, elongated necks, neck pain, pain, pains, painful, giraffe, giraffes, stretch, stretches, stertching
"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, trench coat, trenchcoat, trench coats, trenchcoats, totem pole trench, totem pole, absurd, weasel, weasels, fool, fooled, foolish, obvious, disguise, disguised, disguising, disguises, kids trenchcoat, totem-pole, impersonate, love, date, dating, truth, confess, confession, confessions, dishonesty, dishonest, deception, deceptions
"Unbelievable! Our first date and she wears heels!"
Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up