Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
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"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."
Rapunzel in the Morning
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"Which cupcakes are for boys?"
"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."
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"It's a boy!"
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"I want the whole thing gutted."
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"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
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"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
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"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."
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"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."
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"Recess does things to a man."
"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"
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"What's not disgusting?"
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"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
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"If only legginess were based on circumference."
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"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."
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"He's old money, new media, middle-aged body."
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"I'm at that point in my life when I don't want my parents to tell me what to do but I still want to blame them for it."
"I'm empowered . . . . I'm unempowered . . . . I'm empowered . . . ."
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"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."