Girl Cartoons

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Get lost!"

"Which cupcakes are for boys?"

"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."

"It's a boy!"

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"What's not disgusting?"

"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."

"He's old money, new media, middle-aged body."

"I'm at that point in my life when I don't want my parents to tell me what to do but I still want to blame them for it."

"I'm empowered . . . . I'm unempowered . . . . I'm empowered . . . ."

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."