Girl Talk Cartoons

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"He's all beef!"

"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."

"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."

"She made her hat in rehab."

"He's old money, new media, middle-aged body."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

"Is he the really hot Montague?"

"Well, of course it's going to end badly. For Sybil, that's the whole point."

"I hate how she seems to think that she's so much more depressed than everyone else."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

"They didn't just meet at a wedding --- they met at his wedding."

"He's like this perfect combination of Oscar de la Renta and Oscar de la Hoya."

"A monkey winked at me this morning."

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

"Great legs, good cook, and not half bad in the sack, but hopelessly tied to his mother's apron strings."

"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."