"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
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"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
The Emergence Of Language
"Are you multitasking me?"
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"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
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"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."
"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
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"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."
"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."
"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'
"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."
"He's all beef!"
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"We thought we were going out with Laverne and Shirley, but it turned out to be Thelma and Louise."
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"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
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