Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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Reading Over your Shoulder
Tags:parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, newspaper, newspapers, reading the newspaper, reading over your shoulder, glasses, spectacles, long sighted, farsightedness, far sighted, farsighted, long sightedness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, imitate, imitating, imitation
"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."
Tags:cliche, cliches, glasses, spectacles, lose, loses, losing, lost, phrase, phrases, walk away, walked away, walking away, they didn't just walk away, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, search, searches, searching, find, finds, finding, found, easily lost, look, looks, looking, look around, looking around
"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
Tags:drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy
"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
Tags:glasses, sunglasses, eyewear, eyeglasses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, face, faces, driving, driver, drivers, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion statement, personal style, personal appearance, optician, opticians, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, eyes, eye
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
Tags:wine, wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, breathe, let it breathe, glass, glasses, resuscitate, resuscitates, resuscitating, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, drinking, drinks, drink, alcohol, restaurant, restaurants, wine glass, compare, comparison, overreaction, overreact, overreacts
"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."
Tags:eye chart, eye charts, vision, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, doctor, doctors, vision chart, vision charts, eye, eyes, farmer, farmers, uneducated, illiterate, elitist, elitists, book, books, reader, readers, reading, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
Tags:animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish
Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.
Tags:surgery, surgeries, elton john, elton john glasses, glasses, spectacles, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, disabled list, dl, return, returns, returning, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds, comeback, comebacks
"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
Tags:eyewear, eye wear, contact, contacts, contact lenses, contact lens, lost, missing, disappeared, search party, search parties, search, searcher, searchers, searching, looking, forest, forests, woods, wilderness, effort, glasses, eyeglasses, contact wearer, contact wearers, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
"Why the lorgnette?"
"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"
Groucho Glasses Eye Test
Tags:groucho marx, groucho glasses, nose glasses, beaglepuss, novelty glasses, beaglepusses, glass, glasses, spectacles, specs, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optimist, optimists, optician, opticians, sense of humour, unprofessional, immature, eye problems, vision test, vision tests, visual test, visual tests, visual impairment
"I still manage to find the time to drink eight glasses of water a day."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, drunks, liquor, booze, water, glass, glasses, health, healthy, staying healthy, hydration, staying hydrated, drinking water, fitness, drinking habits, healthy habits, healthy habit, good habits, time, modern life
Cyclopetrist's Waiting room
"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."
Egg, Larva, Pupa and Adult
Tags:development, stages of development, stages, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, transformation, transformations, metamorphosis, egg, eggs, larva, pupa, adult, adults, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, coaster, glass, glasses, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
"Everybody says that without the specs I look like Grover Cleveland and with them I look like Theodore Roosevelt."
Tags:walrus, walruses, bunny, bunnies, rabbits, rabbit, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, celebrity lookalike, lookalike, doppelganger, doppelgangers, glasses, specs, spectacles, fashion, fashions, style, styles, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, grover, cleveland, theodore, roosevelt, usa, united states
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking