Glasses Cartoons

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126247
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2960x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC24863
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2893x1933 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cliche, cliches, glasses, spectacles, lose, loses, losing, lost, phrase, phrases, walk away, walked away, walking away, they didn't just walk away, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, search, searches, searching, find, finds, finding, found, easily lost, look, looks, looking, look around, looking around

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC133044
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2931x2393 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eye chart, eye charts, vision, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, doctor, doctors, vision chart, vision charts, eye, eyes, farmer, farmers, uneducated, illiterate, elitist, elitists, book, books, reader, readers, reading, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134218
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3033x2386 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tv, technology, 3-d, glasses, install, set up, plasma, flat-screen, wide-screen, living room, electronics, couch, incompetent, home theater, home theaters, home cinema, home cinemas, 3d tv, 3d television, 3-d tv, 3-d television, 3d glasses, 3-d glasses, doesn't work, not working, entertainment system, entertainment systems, home entertainment, mankoff

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC88590
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2370x1386 pixels (unwatermarked)
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groucho marx, groucho glasses, nose glasses, beaglepuss, novelty glasses, beaglepusses, glass, glasses, spectacles, specs, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optimist, optimists, optician, opticians, sense of humour, unprofessional, immature, eye problems, vision test, vision tests, visual test, visual tests, visual impairment

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC28397
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1975x1842 pixels (unwatermarked)
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waiter, waiters, server, servers, glass, glasses, half-empty, half empty, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, outlook, outlooks, attitude, attitudes, restaurant staff, restaurant worker, restaurant workers, negative attitude, negative attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems, mental state, mental health, outlook, outlooks, refill, refills

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC135934
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4699x3466 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pessimist, optimist, glass, half-full, half-empty, pragmatist, pragmatists, pragmatic, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, glass, glasses, shot, shots, doing shots, twist, twists, outlook, outlooks, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, mankoff

"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC37801
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2426x2250 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cheers, toast, toasts, toasting, clink glasses, clinking glasses, sensitive, oversensitive, worrier, worriers, worrying, paranoid, paranoia, glass, glasses, business meeting, business meetings, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, lunch, lunches, lunch meeting, lunch meetings

"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC34603
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3359x2653 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wine, wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, breathe, let it breathe, glass, glasses, resuscitate, resuscitates, resuscitating, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, drinking, drinks, drink, alcohol, restaurant, restaurants, wine glass, compare, comparison, overreaction, overreact, overreacts

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC37945
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2002x2118 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish

"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX300982
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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disguise, disguises, novelty glasses, glasses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, identity, identity crisis, identity crises, mask, masks, masking, therapy, therapist, therapists, false identity, fake identity, confess, confesses, confessing, confession, confessions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, midlife crisis, realization, actualization, self-actualization, self-realization, clarity, moment of clarity

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
BA500182
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2122x1720 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, cliched, stereotypical, trope, tropes, optician, opticians, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, optometrist, optometrists, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, eye check, eyes, eye doctor, doctor, frame, frames, fashions, fashionable, type, types, type cast, type-cast, glasses, symbol, symbols, symbolic

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC143083
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4749x4689 pixels (unwatermarked)
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braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections

Pants-Nez

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC140421
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3009x5015 pixels (unwatermarked)
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top tier pun, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, pants, trouser, trousers, language, dialect, dialects, american pun, americanised, american english, pince nez, pince-nez, nez, pince, glasses, reading glasses, visual, visual gag, visual joke, fashion, fashions, fashionable, accessories, accessory

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC141867
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4676x5347 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prescription, prescriptions, eye hole, eye holes, glasses, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, lens, lenses, spectacles, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, extra fee, extra fees, hidden fee, hidden fees, paper bag, paper bags, paper bag mask, paper bag masks

"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24905
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1988x2461 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gorilla, gorillas, primate, primates, great ape, great apes, science, biology, hominidae, hominids, scientific classification, evolution, human head, human heads, head, heads, fashion, style, man, men, human, humans, beauty, look, looks, haircut, haircuts, glasses, shaved, clean-shaven, men's fashion, vanity, vain

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

Artist:
Witte, Phil
Search ID:
CX305488
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1150x1377 pixels (unwatermarked)
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3-d, 3-d glasses, 3d, 3d glasses, glasses, 3-d film, 3-d films, 3d film, 3d films, cinema, cinemas, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parenthood

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500056
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4132x3398 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, beer, beers, case of beer, cases of beer, monk, monks, religious, religion, philosophy, optimistic, pessimistic, optimist, optimists, pessimist, pessimists, half full, half empty, glass, glasses, drinking glass, drinking glasses, bad monk, bad monks, illicit behavior, illicit behaviors, illicit behaviour, illicit behaviours, behaving badly, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, abstinence

"Everybody says that without the specs I look like Grover Cleveland and with them I look like Theodore Roosevelt."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC32876
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2125x1217 pixels (unwatermarked)
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walrus, walruses, bunny, bunnies, rabbits, rabbit, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, celebrity lookalike, lookalike, doppelganger, doppelgangers, glasses, specs, spectacles, fashion, fashions, style, styles, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, grover, cleveland, theodore, roosevelt, usa, united states

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC29592
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3600x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cyclops, cyclopes, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, mythology, waiting room, waiting rooms, glasses, spectacles, greek mythology, ancient greeks, ancient greek mythology, one eye, one eyed, appointment, appointments, giant, giants, modern life

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC140876
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4750x7066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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surgery, surgeries, elton john, elton john glasses, glasses, spectacles, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, disabled list, dl, return, returns, returning, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds, comeback, comebacks

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400577
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2506x3609 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, science fiction, science-fiction, sci-fi, post-apocalypse, post-doomsday, post-apocalyptic, environment, nature, environmental destruction, destroyed, earth, sky, skies, blue sky, why is the sky blue, science, glasses, googles, protective eye-wear, protective gear, protective lenses, safety, protection, protective, protective equipment, safety gear, safety equipment, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazardous materials suit, hazardous materials suits, air pollution

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC38884
High Res:
3427x2557 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
glasses, sunglasses, eyewear, eyeglasses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, face, faces, driving, driver, drivers, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion statement, personal style, personal appearance, optician, opticians, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, eyes, eye

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400490
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2754x3090 pixels (unwatermarked)
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put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings