"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
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"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
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"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."
"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
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"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."
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"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."
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"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
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"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."
"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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A snowman in a snow glob melts.
"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."
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"I'm afraid you have humans."
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