"Notice anything different about me?"
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"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."
"You're not a goat person?"
Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.
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"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."
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"Dad, when will I be old enough to shave?"
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"First stop: Brooklyn."
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"Have you ever done golf?"
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"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."