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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."

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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

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"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

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"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

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"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

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"That was fast."

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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

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"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

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"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

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"It has yet to turn a profit."

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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

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God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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Atlas holds up a football.

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After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

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"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

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Heaven's IN/OUT filing.

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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